The tri-mesters in layman's terms:
Holy crap, I'm what?
Oh, I don't feel so good.
Bed, sweet, sweet bed.
Good grief, I'm bloated.
This pregnancy thing is pretty cool.
oooohhhh, just felt the baby kick.
Clean, clean, clean, clean.
We're having a baby! Wheeeeeee!!!
I'm so fat!
Can't. Roll. Over.
Ow, that was my rib.
But mostly, I am so ready to meet this little girl.